Swedish Fish
If I had a wish
It would be for fish-
Of the Swedish variety
They come in bags
big and small.
I want to eat them all.
30.4 oz. of goodness
My taste buds scream in joy.
I ate them all.
I really hate my life
I ate too much it's true
Maybe I should have more
Cats
My cat- Peter
He steels my pillow
And smells like a cat
And is pretty mellow
Especially when he
Tortures birds
Rips out rabbit skulls
And squirrel abdomens
My cat goes through stages
When he is fat
And then when we don't feed him
He gets very thin
Cats are pesky
They crawl on me
But kittens are
Just little sweeties
Disney
When I think of Disney, I get
a little dizzy so I must let it
go but wait I want to go
into a whole new world
and get down to business to
defeat the plums
Plums? That's not Disney
Oh where is Cinderelly Cinderelly
I need some help Cinderelly
the Voodoo man is after me
he might turn me into
a frog I don't want
to be a frog, I want
to sing a chant
Oh what a rant All
I want to be is a
Disney Character
Swedish Fish
Shall I compare thee to a
Swedish Fish?
Thou art more delicious and sweet.
Even though your moles are many,
I still worship your wart-infested
feet.
Your nose is red, just like your
namesake,
and I dearly love thy face, resembling
a pancake.
Cats
Shall I compare thee to an alley
cat?
Thou art more sneaky and elusive.
Though I try to walk you home, a
Squirt of pepper spray in the eyes
to me thou dost give.
Though I merely ask for your
number,
You claw my heart asunder.
Emoji
Smile frown what is my mood
today let me put an
emoji oh gee, I didn't mean
to press that key
Now I'm madly sad depressed
What a mess what should
I say for the rest
There's no way I can fix
it now, the typing, and
There's no way to fix this
Without skipping, but I
don't want to see their
face, they might make
an ugly case... Oh, wait
There's a message, they
want to give me a
message!
Mug Shots/ Paradoxes
I am taking a picture of myself
In a grave
Because I committed a crime
In a different time
I flip to one side
And flip to the other
Then I flash my face,
But wait
My eyes are closed
I walk away
and turn myself
in, oh, this is just
A weird situation
Chocolate
Sweet and smooth
I lick my lips
Just to get the last bit
But wait, there's more
I search for the last piece
At the bottom of the barrel
I sniff
I savage
For the last morsel of decent sediment
Chocolate!
It's there
I just know it
I dive through Twizzlers, lemonheads
and many more
But there's only one thing
That will quench my dying thirst
And that is one taste of mouth-watering
Chocolate!
Mug Shots and Paradox
by Clark Freakin' Farley
Mug Shots and Paradox
Don't shoot mugs
Don't docks paras
Don't mug shots
and
Don't para dox
Zodiac
12 signs
each unique
helps waste time
yet helps to define
where we belong
And who we are
Zodiac signs
Emoji
An attempt to fill
In the last of communication
*winky face* Also to
confuse other people *winky face* *grin*
To make other phones
feel bad *Android sad face*
Emoji- Society's new face *hearts*
Swedish Fish
Red, hard and chewy
Man's most entertaining snack
Swimming from the plastic bag
Into my mouth cause I'm hungry
Cats
The Devils war beast
Watching over humanity
Waiting to strike down it's mighty paw
Hunting on the small prey
Keeping the big ones alive
For they are as incompetent as kittens
And as deaf as a rock, so we must yell.
Meow!
Cats
little and sleek their whiskers wiggle,
Some are big and some are little
White and tan and black and brown
the things rarely make me frown
They have personalities,
just the same as you and me
Some are cute and friendly too,
Some will hiss and scratch and claw you
Musicals
by the Honorable Calvino L Fischer
Look down and see,
I think I'll try defying gravity!
No wizard that there is or was
is ever going to say
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
There was a time that
I'll make a man... out of you.
Tranquil as a forest
Do you here the people sing
about how you're going to be
popular...
In a year with frog and toad!
magnanimous whenever playing host.
Like master of the house...
Keeper of the zoo!
World Travel
World travel is
Cooking in Canada,
Eyeing Idaho,
Watery Washington.
Boats are better than taking a car.
I like to see
World travel
Swedish Fish
Oh Dear
Oh Dear
I wish I was a Swedish Fish
to be a red fish
would be a dish
I would swim and dive and even
glide
down the throat and in the stomach
with a big gulp
There's no doubt that I wish
I was a Swedish Fish.
Cats
Cat in the hat with a bat
the French word for cat is chat
and he doesn't like to go out at night
because he might go flat from
the cars going splish splash
with long fur
he loves to purr
there's no cure from the
purr
Books:
B-O-O-K-S
Books, Books don't judge the book's
Cover on the way it looks you
May be surprised by what's inside
On the other page, there may be
an age or a cage or even a rage.
Don't be afraid take a trip
On a magic rocket ship
and see the world through
an author's eyes
There might be a neat
Surprise.
History
A never-ending topic- Studied by many,
Class, today I will speak on the topic of history.
We people believe
there was Adam and Eve
They started the chain
of human reign.
later on, lots of stuff-
famines, wars- it was rough
Kings and Queens and civilizations
Spread throughout all of he world's nations.
China and Rome and Greece as well,
ancient history is pretty darn swell
but, fast forward to the 21st century
the century of, you class, and me.
We have smartphones and jets and tech galore,
and our poetry wars are never a bore
See how far we're come, class?
Isn't it a treat?
History is pretty neat.
-Denali
Puberty by Clark Farley
Puberty
Pub
er
ty
Sometimes it is a lotta pain
It sucks like pollution rain
Sometimes a zit
Sometimes an ornery fit
Sometimes a new bra
Sometimes a new flaw
Sometimes big shoes
Sometimes weird poos
Sometimes you wanna die
Sometimes Jr. High
Sometimes you think you could fly
Puberty
Emoji
Emoji, Emoji, you let me express my deepest
emotion,
my pain, love, and pleasure as deep as the ocean
How can you have such artistic value?
Why do I download pack after pack of you?
Sometimes the deepest reactions are displayed,
not through art or words, but by
a white winking head
Pineapples, OK signs, a small unicorn
with a rainbow sparkly horn
I enter you before some of my texts,
to show my reaction for what's coming up next
You're useful, cute, and helpful, too
Without you in my life, I'd be so blue
:)
Pistachio Low Fat Frozen Yougurt
ISIS
S'nasty
Tuberculosis
Atomic Weapons
Constantinople
Hitler
Istanbul
Open sesame
Lord of the Rings
Oreos
Weapons
Fat
Ant-man
Turkey
Fart
Racism
Open heart surgery
Zebras
Emoji
Nuclear war
Yo-yos
Octopus
Golem
Underwear
Radioactive Potato
Tarzan
-The Honorable Calvino L Fischer, Sir Teich Band of Rodents, Lorenzo Gordon Perkes, Adam, Clark Freakin' Farley
Ode to Calvin
Who is this man who's fine?
Is it Calvin Fischer, Calvin and Hobbes, or Calvin Klein?
This ode is a fickle,
I'm in a pickle,
This makes me really tickled.
Of whom I am writing?
People need to work on
Specifying.....
Oh dear.....
I shed a tear
#1stworldproblems
#Befuddlement
Ode to Emoji
Oh wo is me!
My phone doesn't accept emoji!
It's so old and prehistoric,
I am known to pick it up and
throw it.
Instead of faces when my friends
text me,
I get annoying boxes, Oh wo is me!
Are my friends angry or mad?
This lack of communication makes
Me terribly sad....
#1stworldproblems
#myteenagelifeisruined
Disney
Started in the early 90's
With Snow White,
families delight.
Hi ho, hi ho, Along Disney's history we go
Animation, beautiful flickering light,
Make for a colorful movie night.
Pinocchio, Peter, Aurora and Pooh,
We bonded with these characters,
as children often do.
Under the sea, Ariel fair,
Dumbo soars up in the air
Beauties and Beasts dot the story,
Hard-fought battles, never gory
Disney joined with Pixar,
Creating animation with textures mixed.
They brought us Frozen, Tangled, and
Wall-e
Disney made memories for you and me
Princesses pretty, and princes strong
Join in beautiful, award-winning songs .
Disney will continue love's duet
With characters we have never met
Chocolate
My life, my one love,
Symphony, Hershey's, Rollo's, Dove.
What is life without sugary bliss?
Nothing, emptiness, everything's missed.
Oh joy! I have a whole candy bar!
I continue my ravenous feast,
and I have half left, so far.
Sooner than I expect, I am
left with empty wrapper and
foil.
It befuddles me how swiftly
My happy state can spoil....
#tears
#it'sworththeaddedinchestomywaistline
An Interesting Mug Shot
The police chief sat at his desk
and gave a sigh,
He was filing some papers when a
Mug shot caught his eye.
It was a sweet old lady,
Smiling wide,
and what was her crime?
As saw it on the very man
who decided to mug
this wonderful
Ancient thug
Disney
Mikey mouse is quite a hit
I've never seen him have a mitt
Sofia is a princess favorite
Every character always made it
Elsa, Anna, Inside Out
Why can't they add in a trout?
What's going on inside the head?
Sleeping Beauty went to bed
The Cruelty of Disney
Orphans, parent-less, insecure
conflicted people
Anna, Jasmine, Aladdin, Dumbo,
Arthur, Lucy, Susan, Edmund,
All have one parent or less.
Come on!
Only those with family
problems are cool!
What about me? For parents,
I have 2!
Does that mean I'll never be
A princess or even have a prince?
Will I never ride off into
the sunset, or have a true
love's kiss?
Cruelty, thy name is
Disney!
#WHY?!
Chocolate
C-h-o-c-o-l-a-t-e
Chocolate is the best treat for you and me!
It has varieties, many to choose from,
even though I would rather eat all of them
White chocolate shouldn't exist
Yet it continues in it's LIE to persist
The flavor of cocoa is easy to place
When you taste it, it fills you with grace
Chocolate is beloved by most, it's
put in milk, meats, even spread on toeast
I think that we can all see
that chocolate is the best,
We agree.
Swedish Fish
Swedish fish are red
Swimming is not their strong suit
Nor is being Swedes
Mug
Mug shots and paradoxes are
Smug shots and maradoxes
Disney by Clark Freakin' Farley
Standing in line
Listening to kids whine
This place is one of a kind
Staring at colorful sign
Having a good time
EMOJI
happy sad mad
Devil Angel
Cat Dog
Why do I care
They are just
Smiley faces
you put on
your text
message
emoji
An Ode to Biology
Oh, wo is me!
I am stuck in Biology!
The boring teacher gives a lecture,
While I, unbeknownst to him, draws a picture.
The Science that rules all living things
Bores me to Death, and against my desk, I lean,
Down until I lay prostrate
Upon my desk and accept my fate
as a skeleton in this room.
The bell won't ring, so I accept
my doom.....
*Sigh*
Chocolate
Creamy Chocolate
Hot Chocolate
Ovaltine Chocolate
Crunchy Chocolate
Optimum Chocolate
Leftover Chocolate
Almond Chocolate
Almond Chocolate
Tasty Chocolate
Excellent Chocolate
-The Honorable Calvino L. Fischer
Road Kill
Road Kill
eat Road kill
vultures
the stalk the cars
in mars
for Deer
and our Peers
who were hit by cars
and turkeys when Hit
stay on the road like that
time three cars hit a
turkey and the turkey
still, stood in the
road or squirrels
that dig and
are baked into pies
or our bus driver ahh
there's a squirrel
Me never crash its just
a squirrel
Water Balloons
Water balloons are soaking wet
but when you are set
you ride a jet
If you are a Fan of the Mets
So lets Place a Bet
that water balloons are the best ones yet
Cats
Yellow eyes, rabbit fur,
Agile footed, sunbeam loving,
With cunning and cuteness
doth cats live.
Mischief causing, box loving,
cats doth fill lives with joy,
and never a dull moment reigns.
Music
Growing and waning,
Constantly singing a song of the heart,
able to empower and suppress,
and defined as a universal language,
music is a character always
altering its form,
sometimes a capella and sometimes
choral,
music is always THERE
Emoji
Sometimes happy or estatic faces,
Other fits manifest angered or unhappy faces,
a signature of this generation's tech savvy,
Often emoji can be plain amusing,
but overuse renders them annoyinh.
Paradoxes/ Mug Shots
Of paradoxes I know not,
but of mug shots I do,
don't get into trouble,
Or in the jailhouse studio you will stand,
and have your picture taken,
and then people shall say to you,
I never thought I'd see YOUR ugly mug.
Swedish Fish
Dull sweetness, powdered gummy,
Multi-colored marine life snacks.
Emoji
Parenthesis Colon: Smile or Frown
Parenthesis Semicolon: Winking Face
A 3 and a crocodile is a heart
But what if you want to send someone a fart?
Tell me, really, are emoticons art?
Send them when you text
Put them on your wall
Emoji are cute and small
A dot and a P
You can stick you tongue at me
Why can't I put them
In an essay
"The History of Rocks"
Smiley Face.
Would be much better
Than just plain words
For my teacher
Who is probably already board
Emoji
Cats
furry fussballs
can be pets or
wild
Like Peter,
Eliza's car
I love cute
honest
cats
-Alexia
Jewelry
Jewelry is actually
A terrible danger
And never take earrings
From a stranger
Necklaces can choke you
Bracelets make your hand blue
Toe rings- What's their purpose
And finger rings hurt
When you punch with your fist
Never take jewelry
From men in the park
Or from people on the street
After it is dark
Denali has a hipster necklaces
But what is it really for
But to capture necks
And start a war
If we just outlawed
Jewelry
Then we wouldn't have to
Worry
About deadly vs. pretty
Ankle Bracelets are tragic things
They hold you up
While your dead
Body swings
Jewelry
Disney
Oh, how my heart beats...when I am
surprised to see all the Disney characters.
Mickey, Minnie, Donald Duck, Goofy, and
Pluto. Daisy.
Ever since I was small I've always
loved the magic I feel exists in
the parks of Disney World...
Universal studios, magic and Animal Kingdom...
Shopping...in downtown Disney...
Hugging and meeting the characters
for the first time!
Every time I get excited and smile
wide and say cheese for
the camera! Oh, how I love
making memories riding all the rides
and screaming... Disney... is a magical;
place for children... but no matter
how old you are there
always feel like a child!
If I had a wish
It would be for fish-
Of the Swedish variety
They come in bags
big and small.
I want to eat them all.
30.4 oz. of goodness
My taste buds scream in joy.
I ate them all.
I really hate my life
I ate too much it's true
Maybe I should have more
Cats
My cat- Peter
He steels my pillow
And smells like a cat
And is pretty mellow
Especially when he
Tortures birds
Rips out rabbit skulls
And squirrel abdomens
My cat goes through stages
When he is fat
And then when we don't feed him
He gets very thin
Cats are pesky
They crawl on me
But kittens are
Just little sweeties
Disney
When I think of Disney, I get
a little dizzy so I must let it
go but wait I want to go
into a whole new world
and get down to business to
defeat the plums
Plums? That's not Disney
Oh where is Cinderelly Cinderelly
I need some help Cinderelly
the Voodoo man is after me
he might turn me into
a frog I don't want
to be a frog, I want
to sing a chant
Oh what a rant All
I want to be is a
Disney Character
Swedish Fish
Shall I compare thee to a
Swedish Fish?
Thou art more delicious and sweet.
Even though your moles are many,
I still worship your wart-infested
feet.
Your nose is red, just like your
namesake,
and I dearly love thy face, resembling
a pancake.
Cats
Shall I compare thee to an alley
cat?
Thou art more sneaky and elusive.
Though I try to walk you home, a
Squirt of pepper spray in the eyes
to me thou dost give.
Though I merely ask for your
number,
You claw my heart asunder.
Emoji
Smile frown what is my mood
today let me put an
emoji oh gee, I didn't mean
to press that key
Now I'm madly sad depressed
What a mess what should
I say for the rest
There's no way I can fix
it now, the typing, and
There's no way to fix this
Without skipping, but I
don't want to see their
face, they might make
an ugly case... Oh, wait
There's a message, they
want to give me a
message!
Mug Shots/ Paradoxes
I am taking a picture of myself
In a grave
Because I committed a crime
In a different time
I flip to one side
And flip to the other
Then I flash my face,
But wait
My eyes are closed
I walk away
and turn myself
in, oh, this is just
A weird situation
Chocolate
Sweet and smooth
I lick my lips
Just to get the last bit
But wait, there's more
I search for the last piece
At the bottom of the barrel
I sniff
I savage
For the last morsel of decent sediment
Chocolate!
It's there
I just know it
I dive through Twizzlers, lemonheads
and many more
But there's only one thing
That will quench my dying thirst
And that is one taste of mouth-watering
Chocolate!
Mug Shots and Paradox
by Clark Freakin' Farley
Mug Shots and Paradox
Don't shoot mugs
Don't docks paras
Don't mug shots
and
Don't para dox
Zodiac
12 signs
each unique
helps waste time
yet helps to define
where we belong
And who we are
Zodiac signs
Emoji
An attempt to fill
In the last of communication
*winky face* Also to
confuse other people *winky face* *grin*
To make other phones
feel bad *Android sad face*
Emoji- Society's new face *hearts*
Swedish Fish
Red, hard and chewy
Man's most entertaining snack
Swimming from the plastic bag
Into my mouth cause I'm hungry
Cats
The Devils war beast
Watching over humanity
Waiting to strike down it's mighty paw
Hunting on the small prey
Keeping the big ones alive
For they are as incompetent as kittens
And as deaf as a rock, so we must yell.
Meow!
Cats
little and sleek their whiskers wiggle,
Some are big and some are little
White and tan and black and brown
the things rarely make me frown
They have personalities,
just the same as you and me
Some are cute and friendly too,
Some will hiss and scratch and claw you
Musicals
by the Honorable Calvino L Fischer
I think I'll try defying gravity!
No wizard that there is or was
is ever going to say
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
There was a time that
I'll make a man... out of you.
Tranquil as a forest
Do you here the people sing
about how you're going to be
popular...
In a year with frog and toad!
magnanimous whenever playing host.
Like master of the house...
Keeper of the zoo!
World Travel
World travel is
Cooking in Canada,
Eyeing Idaho,
Watery Washington.
Boats are better than taking a car.
I like to see
World travel
Swedish Fish
Oh Dear
Oh Dear
I wish I was a Swedish Fish
to be a red fish
would be a dish
I would swim and dive and even
glide
down the throat and in the stomach
with a big gulp
There's no doubt that I wish
I was a Swedish Fish.
Cats
Cat in the hat with a bat
the French word for cat is chat
and he doesn't like to go out at night
because he might go flat from
the cars going splish splash
with long fur
he loves to purr
there's no cure from the
purr
Books:
B-O-O-K-S
Books, Books don't judge the book's
Cover on the way it looks you
May be surprised by what's inside
On the other page, there may be
an age or a cage or even a rage.
Don't be afraid take a trip
On a magic rocket ship
and see the world through
an author's eyes
There might be a neat
Surprise.
History
A never-ending topic- Studied by many,
Class, today I will speak on the topic of history.
We people believe
there was Adam and Eve
They started the chain
of human reign.
later on, lots of stuff-
famines, wars- it was rough
Kings and Queens and civilizations
Spread throughout all of he world's nations.
China and Rome and Greece as well,
ancient history is pretty darn swell
but, fast forward to the 21st century
the century of, you class, and me.
We have smartphones and jets and tech galore,
and our poetry wars are never a bore
See how far we're come, class?
Isn't it a treat?
History is pretty neat.
-Denali
Puberty by Clark Farley
Puberty
Pub
er
ty
Sometimes it is a lotta pain
It sucks like pollution rain
Sometimes a zit
Sometimes an ornery fit
Sometimes a new bra
Sometimes a new flaw
Sometimes big shoes
Sometimes weird poos
Sometimes you wanna die
Sometimes Jr. High
Sometimes you think you could fly
Puberty
Emoji
Emoji, Emoji, you let me express my deepest
emotion,
my pain, love, and pleasure as deep as the ocean
How can you have such artistic value?
Why do I download pack after pack of you?
Sometimes the deepest reactions are displayed,
not through art or words, but by
a white winking head
Pineapples, OK signs, a small unicorn
with a rainbow sparkly horn
I enter you before some of my texts,
to show my reaction for what's coming up next
You're useful, cute, and helpful, too
Without you in my life, I'd be so blue
:)
Pistachio Low Fat Frozen Yougurt
ISIS
S'nasty
Tuberculosis
Atomic Weapons
Constantinople
Hitler
Istanbul
Open sesame
Lord of the Rings
Oreos
Weapons
Fat
Ant-man
Turkey
Fart
Racism
Open heart surgery
Zebras
Emoji
Nuclear war
Yo-yos
Octopus
Golem
Underwear
Radioactive Potato
Tarzan
-The Honorable Calvino L Fischer, Sir Teich Band of Rodents, Lorenzo Gordon Perkes, Adam, Clark Freakin' Farley
Ode to Calvin
Who is this man who's fine?
Is it Calvin Fischer, Calvin and Hobbes, or Calvin Klein?
This ode is a fickle,
I'm in a pickle,
This makes me really tickled.
Of whom I am writing?
People need to work on
Specifying.....
Oh dear.....
I shed a tear
#1stworldproblems
#Befuddlement
Ode to Emoji
Oh wo is me!
My phone doesn't accept emoji!
It's so old and prehistoric,
I am known to pick it up and
throw it.
Instead of faces when my friends
text me,
I get annoying boxes, Oh wo is me!
Are my friends angry or mad?
This lack of communication makes
Me terribly sad....
#1stworldproblems
#myteenagelifeisruined
Disney
Started in the early 90's
With Snow White,
families delight.
Hi ho, hi ho, Along Disney's history we go
Animation, beautiful flickering light,
Make for a colorful movie night.
Pinocchio, Peter, Aurora and Pooh,
We bonded with these characters,
as children often do.
Under the sea, Ariel fair,
Dumbo soars up in the air
Beauties and Beasts dot the story,
Hard-fought battles, never gory
Disney joined with Pixar,
Creating animation with textures mixed.
They brought us Frozen, Tangled, and
Wall-e
Disney made memories for you and me
Princesses pretty, and princes strong
Join in beautiful, award-winning songs .
Disney will continue love's duet
With characters we have never met
Chocolate
My life, my one love,
Symphony, Hershey's, Rollo's, Dove.
What is life without sugary bliss?
Nothing, emptiness, everything's missed.
Oh joy! I have a whole candy bar!
I continue my ravenous feast,
and I have half left, so far.
Sooner than I expect, I am
left with empty wrapper and
foil.
It befuddles me how swiftly
My happy state can spoil....
#tears
#it'sworththeaddedinchestomywaistline
An Interesting Mug Shot
The police chief sat at his desk
and gave a sigh,
He was filing some papers when a
Mug shot caught his eye.
It was a sweet old lady,
Smiling wide,
and what was her crime?
As saw it on the very man
who decided to mug
this wonderful
Ancient thug
Disney
Mikey mouse is quite a hit
I've never seen him have a mitt
Sofia is a princess favorite
Every character always made it
Elsa, Anna, Inside Out
Why can't they add in a trout?
What's going on inside the head?
Sleeping Beauty went to bed
The Cruelty of Disney
Orphans, parent-less, insecure
conflicted people
Anna, Jasmine, Aladdin, Dumbo,
Arthur, Lucy, Susan, Edmund,
All have one parent or less.
Come on!
Only those with family
problems are cool!
What about me? For parents,
I have 2!
Does that mean I'll never be
A princess or even have a prince?
Will I never ride off into
the sunset, or have a true
love's kiss?
Cruelty, thy name is
Disney!
#WHY?!
Chocolate
C-h-o-c-o-l-a-t-e
Chocolate is the best treat for you and me!
It has varieties, many to choose from,
even though I would rather eat all of them
White chocolate shouldn't exist
Yet it continues in it's LIE to persist
The flavor of cocoa is easy to place
When you taste it, it fills you with grace
Chocolate is beloved by most, it's
put in milk, meats, even spread on toeast
I think that we can all see
that chocolate is the best,
We agree.
Swedish Fish
Swedish fish are red
Swimming is not their strong suit
Nor is being Swedes
Mug
Mug shots and paradoxes are
Smug shots and maradoxes
Disney by Clark Freakin' Farley
Standing in line
Listening to kids whine
This place is one of a kind
Staring at colorful sign
Having a good time
EMOJI
happy sad mad
Devil Angel
Cat Dog
Why do I care
They are just
Smiley faces
you put on
your text
message
emoji
An Ode to Biology
Oh, wo is me!
I am stuck in Biology!
The boring teacher gives a lecture,
While I, unbeknownst to him, draws a picture.
The Science that rules all living things
Bores me to Death, and against my desk, I lean,
Down until I lay prostrate
Upon my desk and accept my fate
as a skeleton in this room.
The bell won't ring, so I accept
my doom.....
*Sigh*
Chocolate
Creamy Chocolate
Hot Chocolate
Ovaltine Chocolate
Crunchy Chocolate
Optimum Chocolate
Leftover Chocolate
Almond Chocolate
Almond Chocolate
Tasty Chocolate
Excellent Chocolate
-The Honorable Calvino L. Fischer
Road Kill
Road Kill
eat Road kill
vultures
the stalk the cars
in mars
for Deer
and our Peers
who were hit by cars
and turkeys when Hit
stay on the road like that
time three cars hit a
turkey and the turkey
still, stood in the
road or squirrels
that dig and
are baked into pies
or our bus driver ahh
there's a squirrel
Me never crash its just
a squirrel
Water Balloons
Water balloons are soaking wet
but when you are set
you ride a jet
If you are a Fan of the Mets
So lets Place a Bet
that water balloons are the best ones yet
Cats
Yellow eyes, rabbit fur,
Agile footed, sunbeam loving,
With cunning and cuteness
doth cats live.
Mischief causing, box loving,
cats doth fill lives with joy,
and never a dull moment reigns.
Music
Growing and waning,
Constantly singing a song of the heart,
able to empower and suppress,
and defined as a universal language,
music is a character always
altering its form,
sometimes a capella and sometimes
choral,
music is always THERE
Emoji
Sometimes happy or estatic faces,
Other fits manifest angered or unhappy faces,
a signature of this generation's tech savvy,
Often emoji can be plain amusing,
but overuse renders them annoyinh.
Paradoxes/ Mug Shots
Of paradoxes I know not,
but of mug shots I do,
don't get into trouble,
Or in the jailhouse studio you will stand,
and have your picture taken,
and then people shall say to you,
I never thought I'd see YOUR ugly mug.
Swedish Fish
Dull sweetness, powdered gummy,
Multi-colored marine life snacks.
Emoji
Parenthesis Colon: Smile or Frown
Parenthesis Semicolon: Winking Face
A 3 and a crocodile is a heart
But what if you want to send someone a fart?
Tell me, really, are emoticons art?
Send them when you text
Put them on your wall
Emoji are cute and small
A dot and a P
You can stick you tongue at me
Why can't I put them
In an essay
"The History of Rocks"
Smiley Face.
Would be much better
Than just plain words
For my teacher
Who is probably already board
Emoji
Cats
furry fussballs
can be pets or
wild
Like Peter,
Eliza's car
I love cute
honest
cats
-Alexia
Jewelry
Jewelry is actually
A terrible danger
And never take earrings
From a stranger
Necklaces can choke you
Bracelets make your hand blue
Toe rings- What's their purpose
And finger rings hurt
When you punch with your fist
Never take jewelry
From men in the park
Or from people on the street
After it is dark
Denali has a hipster necklaces
But what is it really for
But to capture necks
And start a war
If we just outlawed
Jewelry
Then we wouldn't have to
Worry
About deadly vs. pretty
Ankle Bracelets are tragic things
They hold you up
While your dead
Body swings
Jewelry
Disney
Oh, how my heart beats...when I am
surprised to see all the Disney characters.
Mickey, Minnie, Donald Duck, Goofy, and
Pluto. Daisy.
Ever since I was small I've always
loved the magic I feel exists in
the parks of Disney World...
Universal studios, magic and Animal Kingdom...
Shopping...in downtown Disney...
Hugging and meeting the characters
for the first time!
Every time I get excited and smile
wide and say cheese for
the camera! Oh, how I love
making memories riding all the rides
and screaming... Disney... is a magical;
place for children... but no matter
how old you are there
always feel like a child!
Swedish Fish
If I had a wish
It would be for fish-
Of the Swedish variety
They come in bags
big and small.
I want to eat them all.
30.4 oz. of goodness
My taste buds scream in joy.
I ate them all.
I really hate my life
I ate too much it's true
Maybe I should have more
Cats
My cat- Peter
He steels my pillow
And smells like a cat
And is pretty mellow
Especially when he
Tortures birds
Rips out rabbit skulls
And squirrel abdomens
My cat goes through stages
When he is fat
And then when we don't feed him
He gets very thin
Cats are pesky
They crawl on me
But kittens are
Just little sweeties
Disney
When I think of Disney, I get
a little dizzy so I must let it
go but wait I want to go
into a whole new world
and get down to business to
defeat the plums
Plums? That's not Disney
Oh where is Cinderelly Cinderelly
I need some help Cinderelly
the Voodoo man is after me
he might turn me into
a frog I don't want
to be a frog, I want
to sing a chant
Oh what a rant All
I want to be is a
Disney Character
Swedish Fish
Shall I compare thee to a
Swedish Fish?
Thou art more delicious and sweet.
Even though your moles are many,
I still worship your wart-infested
feet.
Your nose is red, just like your
namesake,
and I dearly love thy face, resembling
a pancake.
Cats
Shall I compare thee to an alley
cat?
Thou art more sneaky and elusive.
Though I try to walk you home, a
Squirt of pepper spray in the eyes
to me thou dost give.
Though I merely ask for your
number,
You claw my heart asunder.
Emoji
Smile frown what is my mood
today let me put an
emoji oh gee, I didn't mean
to press that key
Now I'm madly sad depressed
What a mess what should
I say for the rest
There's no way I can fix
it now, the typing, and
There's no way to fix this
Without skipping, but I
don't want to see their
face, they might make
an ugly case... Oh, wait
There's a message, they
want to give me a
message!
Mug Shots/ Paradoxes
I am taking a picture of myself
In a grave
Because I committed a crime
In a different time
I flip to one side
And flip to the other
Then I flash my face,
But wait
My eyes are closed
I walk away
and turn myself
in, oh, this is just
A weird situation
Chocolate
Sweet and smooth
I lick my lips
Just to get the last bit
But wait, there's more
I search for the last piece
At the bottom of the barrel
I sniff
I savage
For the last morsel of decent sediment
Chocolate!
It's there
I just know it
I dive through Twizzlers, lemonheads
and many more
But there's only one thing
That will quench my dying thirst
And that is one taste of mouth-watering
Chocolate!
Mug Shots and Paradox
by Clark Freakin' Farley
Mug Shots and Paradox
Don't shoot mugs
Don't docks paras
Don't mug shots
and
Don't para dox
Zodiac
12 signs
each unique
helps waste time
yet helps to define
where we belong
And who we are
Zodiac signs
Emoji
An attempt to fill
In the last of communication
*winky face* Also to
confuse other people *winky face* *grin*
To make other phones
feel bad *Android sad face*
Emoji- Society's new face *hearts*
Swedish Fish
Red, hard and chewy
Man's most entertaining snack
Swimming from the plastic bag
Into my mouth cause I'm hungry
Cats
The Devils war beast
Watching over humanity
Waiting to strike down it's mighty paw
Hunting on the small prey
Keeping the big ones alive
For they are as incompetent as kittens
And as deaf as a rock, so we must yell.
Meow!
Cats
little and sleek their whiskers wiggle,
Some are big and some are little
White and tan and black and brown
the things rarely make me frown
They have personalities,
just the same as you and me
Some are cute and friendly too,
Some will hiss and scratch and claw you
Musicals
by the Honorable Calvino L Fischer
Look down and see,
I think I'll try defying gravity!
No wizard that there is or was
is ever going to say
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
There was a time that
I'll make a man... out of you.
Tranquil as a forest
Do you here the people sing
about how you're going to be
popular...
In a year with frog and toad!
magnanimous whenever playing host.
Like master of the house...
Keeper of the zoo!
World Travel
World travel is
Cooking in Canada,
Eyeing Idaho,
Watery Washington.
Boats are better than taking a car.
I like to see
World travel
Swedish Fish
Oh Dear
Oh Dear
I wish I was a Swedish Fish
to be a red fish
would be a dish
I would swim and dive and even
glide
down the throat and in the stomach
with a big gulp
There's no doubt that I wish
I was a Swedish Fish.
Cats
Cat in the hat with a bat
the French word for cat is chat
and he doesn't like to go out at night
because he might go flat from
the cars going splish splash
with long fur
he loves to purr
there's no cure from the
purr
Books:
B-O-O-K-S
Books, Books don't judge the book's
Cover on the way it looks you
May be surprised by what's inside
On the other page, there may be
an age or a cage or even a rage.
Don't be afraid take a trip
On a magic rocket ship
and see the world through
an author's eyes
There might be a neat
Surprise.
History
A never-ending topic- Studied by many,
Class, today I will speak on the topic of history.
We people believe
there was Adam and Eve
They started the chain
of human reign.
later on, lots of stuff-
famines, wars- it was rough
Kings and Queens and civilizations
Spread throughout all of he world's nations.
China and Rome and Greece as well,
ancient history is pretty darn swell
but, fast forward to the 21st century
the century of, you class, and me.
We have smartphones and jets and tech galore,
and our poetry wars are never a bore
See how far we're come, class?
Isn't it a treat?
History is pretty neat.
-Denali
Puberty by Clark Farley
Puberty
Pub
er
ty
Sometimes it is a lotta pain
It sucks like pollution rain
Sometimes a zit
Sometimes an ornery fit
Sometimes a new bra
Sometimes a new flaw
Sometimes big shoes
Sometimes weird poos
Sometimes you wanna die
Sometimes Jr. High
Sometimes you think you could fly
Puberty
Emoji
Emoji, Emoji, you let me express my deepest
emotion,
my pain, love, and pleasure as deep as the ocean
How can you have such artistic value?
Why do I download pack after pack of you?
Sometimes the deepest reactions are displayed,
not through art or words, but by
a white winking head
Pineapples, OK signs, a small unicorn
with a rainbow sparkly horn
I enter you before some of my texts,
to show my reaction for what's coming up next
You're useful, cute, and helpful, too
Without you in my life, I'd be so blue
:)
Pistachio Low Fat Frozen Yougurt
ISIS
S'nasty
Tuberculosis
Atomic Weapons
Constantinople
Hitler
Istanbul
Open sesame
Lord of the Rings
Oreos
Weapons
Fat
Ant-man
Turkey
Fart
Racism
Open heart surgery
Zebras
Emoji
Nuclear war
Yo-yos
Octopus
Golem
Underwear
Radioactive Potato
Tarzan
-The Honorable Calvino L Fischer, Sir Teich Band of Rodents, Lorenzo Gordon Perkes, Adam, Clark Freakin' Farley
Ode to Calvin
Who is this man who's fine?
Is it Calvin Fischer, Calvin and Hobbes, or Calvin Klein?
This ode is a fickle,
I'm in a pickle,
This makes me really tickled.
Of whom I am writing?
People need to work on
Specifying.....
Oh dear.....
I shed a tear
#1stworldproblems
#Befuddlement
Ode to Emoji
Oh wo is me!
My phone doesn't accept emoji!
It's so old and prehistoric,
I am known to pick it up and
throw it.
Instead of faces when my friends
text me,
I get annoying boxes, Oh wo is me!
Are my friends angry or mad?
This lack of communication makes
Me terribly sad....
#1stworldproblems
#myteenagelifeisruined
Disney
Started in the early 90's
With Snow White,
families delight.
Hi ho, hi ho, Along Disney's history we go
Animation, beautiful flickering light,
Make for a colorful movie night.
Pinocchio, Peter, Aurora and Pooh,
We bonded with these characters,
as children often do.
Under the sea, Ariel fair,
Dumbo soars up in the air
Beauties and Beasts dot the story,
Hard-fought battles, never gory
Disney joined with Pixar,
Creating animation with textures mixed.
They brought us Frozen, Tangled, and
Wall-e
Disney made memories for you and me
Princesses pretty, and princes strong
Join in beautiful, award-winning songs .
Disney will continue love's duet
With characters we have never met
Chocolate
My life, my one love,
Symphony, Hershey's, Rollo's, Dove.
What is life without sugary bliss?
Nothing, emptiness, everything's missed.
Oh joy! I have a whole candy bar!
I continue my ravenous feast,
and I have half left, so far.
Sooner than I expect, I am
left with empty wrapper and
foil.
It befuddles me how swiftly
My happy state can spoil....
#tears
#it'sworththeaddedinchestomywaistline
An Interesting Mug Shot
The police chief sat at his desk
and gave a sigh,
He was filing some papers when a
Mug shot caught his eye.
It was a sweet old lady,
Smiling wide,
and what was her crime?
As saw it on the very man
who decided to mug
this wonderful
Ancient thug
Disney
Mikey mouse is quite a hit
I've never seen him have a mitt
Sofia is a princess favorite
Every character always made it
Elsa, Anna, Inside Out
Why can't they add in a trout?
What's going on inside the head?
Sleeping Beauty went to bed
The Cruelty of Disney
Orphans, parent-less, insecure
conflicted people
Anna, Jasmine, Aladdin, Dumbo,
Arthur, Lucy, Susan, Edmund,
All have one parent or less.
Come on!
Only those with family
problems are cool!
What about me? For parents,
I have 2!
Does that mean I'll never be
A princess or even have a prince?
Will I never ride off into
the sunset, or have a true
love's kiss?
Cruelty, thy name is
Disney!
#WHY?!
Chocolate
C-h-o-c-o-l-a-t-e
Chocolate is the best treat for you and me!
It has varieties, many to choose from,
even though I would rather eat all of them
White chocolate shouldn't exist
Yet it continues in it's LIE to persist
The flavor of cocoa is easy to place
When you taste it, it fills you with grace
Chocolate is beloved by most, it's
put in milk, meats, even spread on toeast
I think that we can all see
that chocolate is the best,
We agree.
Swedish Fish
Swedish fish are red
Swimming is not their strong suit
Nor is being Swedes
Mug
Mug shots and paradoxes are
Smug shots and maradoxes
Disney by Clark Freakin' Farley
Standing in line
Listening to kids whine
This place is one of a kind
Staring at colorful sign
Having a good time
EMOJI
happy sad mad
Devil Angel
Cat Dog
Why do I care
They are just
Smiley faces
you put on
your text
message
emoji
An Ode to Biology
Oh, wo is me!
I am stuck in Biology!
The boring teacher gives a lecture,
While I, unbeknownst to him, draws a picture.
The Science that rules all living things
Bores me to Death, and against my desk, I lean,
Down until I lay prostrate
Upon my desk and accept my fate
as a skeleton in this room.
The bell won't ring, so I accept
my doom.....
*Sigh*
Chocolate
Creamy Chocolate
Hot Chocolate
Ovaltine Chocolate
Crunchy Chocolate
Optimum Chocolate
Leftover Chocolate
Almond Chocolate
Almond Chocolate
Tasty Chocolate
Excellent Chocolate
-The Honorable Calvino L. Fischer
Road Kill
Road Kill
eat Road kill
vultures
the stalk the cars
in mars
for Deer
and our Peers
who were hit by cars
and turkeys when Hit
stay on the road like that
time three cars hit a
turkey and the turkey
still, stood in the
road or squirrels
that dig and
are baked into pies
or our bus driver ahh
there's a squirrel
Me never crash its just
a squirrel
Water Balloons
Water balloons are soaking wet
but when you are set
you ride a jet
If you are a Fan of the Mets
So lets Place a Bet
that water balloons are the best ones yet
Cats
Yellow eyes, rabbit fur,
Agile footed, sunbeam loving,
With cunning and cuteness
doth cats live.
Mischief causing, box loving,
cats doth fill lives with joy,
and never a dull moment reigns.
Music
Growing and waning,
Constantly singing a song of the heart,
able to empower and suppress,
and defined as a universal language,
music is a character always
altering its form,
sometimes a capella and sometimes
choral,
music is always THERE
Emoji
Sometimes happy or estatic faces,
Other fits manifest angered or unhappy faces,
a signature of this generation's tech savvy,
Often emoji can be plain amusing,
but overuse renders them annoyinh.
Paradoxes/ Mug Shots
Of paradoxes I know not,
but of mug shots I do,
don't get into trouble,
Or in the jailhouse studio you will stand,
and have your picture taken,
and then people shall say to you,
I never thought I'd see YOUR ugly mug.
Swedish Fish
Dull sweetness, powdered gummy,
Multi-colored marine life snacks.
Emoji
Parenthesis Colon: Smile or Frown
Parenthesis Semicolon: Winking Face
A 3 and a crocodile is a heart
But what if you want to send someone a fart?
Tell me, really, are emoticons art?
Send them when you text
Put them on your wall
Emoji are cute and small
A dot and a P
You can stick you tongue at me
Why can't I put them
In an essay
"The History of Rocks"
Smiley Face.
Would be much better
Than just plain words
For my teacher
Who is probably already board
Emoji
Cats
furry fussballs
can be pets or
wild
Like Peter,
Eliza's car
I love cute
honest
cats
-Alexia
Jewelry
Jewelry is actually
A terrible danger
And never take earrings
From a stranger
Necklaces can choke you
Bracelets make your hand blue
Toe rings- What's their purpose
And finger rings hurt
When you punch with your fist
Never take jewelry
From men in the park
Or from people on the street
After it is dark
Denali has a hipster necklaces
But what is it really for
But to capture necks
And start a war
If we just outlawed
Jewelry
Then we wouldn't have to
Worry
About deadly vs. pretty
Ankle Bracelets are tragic things
They hold you up
While your dead
Body swings
Jewelry
Disney
Oh, how my heart beats...when I am
surprised to see all the Disney characters.
Mickey, Minnie, Donald Duck, Goofy, and
Pluto. Daisy.
Ever since I was small I've always
loved the magic I feel exists in
the parks of Disney World...
Universal studios, magic and Animal Kingdom...
Shopping...in downtown Disney...
Hugging and meeting the characters
for the first time!
Every time I get excited and smile
wide and say cheese for
the camera! Oh, how I love
making memories riding all the rides
and screaming... Disney... is a magical;
place for children... but no matter
how old you are there
always feel like a child!
If I had a wish
It would be for fish-
Of the Swedish variety
They come in bags
big and small.
I want to eat them all.
30.4 oz. of goodness
My taste buds scream in joy.
I ate them all.
I really hate my life
I ate too much it's true
Maybe I should have more
Cats
My cat- Peter
He steels my pillow
And smells like a cat
And is pretty mellow
Especially when he
Tortures birds
Rips out rabbit skulls
And squirrel abdomens
My cat goes through stages
When he is fat
And then when we don't feed him
He gets very thin
Cats are pesky
They crawl on me
But kittens are
Just little sweeties
Disney
When I think of Disney, I get
a little dizzy so I must let it
go but wait I want to go
into a whole new world
and get down to business to
defeat the plums
Plums? That's not Disney
Oh where is Cinderelly Cinderelly
I need some help Cinderelly
the Voodoo man is after me
he might turn me into
a frog I don't want
to be a frog, I want
to sing a chant
Oh what a rant All
I want to be is a
Disney Character
Swedish Fish
Shall I compare thee to a
Swedish Fish?
Thou art more delicious and sweet.
Even though your moles are many,
I still worship your wart-infested
feet.
Your nose is red, just like your
namesake,
and I dearly love thy face, resembling
a pancake.
Cats
Shall I compare thee to an alley
cat?
Thou art more sneaky and elusive.
Though I try to walk you home, a
Squirt of pepper spray in the eyes
to me thou dost give.
Though I merely ask for your
number,
You claw my heart asunder.
Emoji
Smile frown what is my mood
today let me put an
emoji oh gee, I didn't mean
to press that key
Now I'm madly sad depressed
What a mess what should
I say for the rest
There's no way I can fix
it now, the typing, and
There's no way to fix this
Without skipping, but I
don't want to see their
face, they might make
an ugly case... Oh, wait
There's a message, they
want to give me a
message!
Mug Shots/ Paradoxes
I am taking a picture of myself
In a grave
Because I committed a crime
In a different time
I flip to one side
And flip to the other
Then I flash my face,
But wait
My eyes are closed
I walk away
and turn myself
in, oh, this is just
A weird situation
Chocolate
Sweet and smooth
I lick my lips
Just to get the last bit
But wait, there's more
I search for the last piece
At the bottom of the barrel
I sniff
I savage
For the last morsel of decent sediment
Chocolate!
It's there
I just know it
I dive through Twizzlers, lemonheads
and many more
But there's only one thing
That will quench my dying thirst
And that is one taste of mouth-watering
Chocolate!
Mug Shots and Paradox
by Clark Freakin' Farley
Mug Shots and Paradox
Don't shoot mugs
Don't docks paras
Don't mug shots
and
Don't para dox
Zodiac
12 signs
each unique
helps waste time
yet helps to define
where we belong
And who we are
Zodiac signs
Emoji
An attempt to fill
In the last of communication
*winky face* Also to
confuse other people *winky face* *grin*
To make other phones
feel bad *Android sad face*
Emoji- Society's new face *hearts*
Swedish Fish
Red, hard and chewy
Man's most entertaining snack
Swimming from the plastic bag
Into my mouth cause I'm hungry
Cats
The Devils war beast
Watching over humanity
Waiting to strike down it's mighty paw
Hunting on the small prey
Keeping the big ones alive
For they are as incompetent as kittens
And as deaf as a rock, so we must yell.
Meow!
Cats
little and sleek their whiskers wiggle,
Some are big and some are little
White and tan and black and brown
the things rarely make me frown
They have personalities,
just the same as you and me
Some are cute and friendly too,
Some will hiss and scratch and claw you
Musicals
by the Honorable Calvino L Fischer
I think I'll try defying gravity!
No wizard that there is or was
is ever going to say
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
There was a time that
I'll make a man... out of you.
Tranquil as a forest
Do you here the people sing
about how you're going to be
popular...
In a year with frog and toad!
magnanimous whenever playing host.
Like master of the house...
Keeper of the zoo!
World Travel
World travel is
Cooking in Canada,
Eyeing Idaho,
Watery Washington.
Boats are better than taking a car.
I like to see
World travel
Swedish Fish
Oh Dear
Oh Dear
I wish I was a Swedish Fish
to be a red fish
would be a dish
I would swim and dive and even
glide
down the throat and in the stomach
with a big gulp
There's no doubt that I wish
I was a Swedish Fish.
Cats
Cat in the hat with a bat
the French word for cat is chat
and he doesn't like to go out at night
because he might go flat from
the cars going splish splash
with long fur
he loves to purr
there's no cure from the
purr
Books:
B-O-O-K-S
Books, Books don't judge the book's
Cover on the way it looks you
May be surprised by what's inside
On the other page, there may be
an age or a cage or even a rage.
Don't be afraid take a trip
On a magic rocket ship
and see the world through
an author's eyes
There might be a neat
Surprise.
History
A never-ending topic- Studied by many,
Class, today I will speak on the topic of history.
We people believe
there was Adam and Eve
They started the chain
of human reign.
later on, lots of stuff-
famines, wars- it was rough
Kings and Queens and civilizations
Spread throughout all of he world's nations.
China and Rome and Greece as well,
ancient history is pretty darn swell
but, fast forward to the 21st century
the century of, you class, and me.
We have smartphones and jets and tech galore,
and our poetry wars are never a bore
See how far we're come, class?
Isn't it a treat?
History is pretty neat.
-Denali
Puberty by Clark Farley
Puberty
Pub
er
ty
Sometimes it is a lotta pain
It sucks like pollution rain
Sometimes a zit
Sometimes an ornery fit
Sometimes a new bra
Sometimes a new flaw
Sometimes big shoes
Sometimes weird poos
Sometimes you wanna die
Sometimes Jr. High
Sometimes you think you could fly
Puberty
Emoji
Emoji, Emoji, you let me express my deepest
emotion,
my pain, love, and pleasure as deep as the ocean
How can you have such artistic value?
Why do I download pack after pack of you?
Sometimes the deepest reactions are displayed,
not through art or words, but by
a white winking head
Pineapples, OK signs, a small unicorn
with a rainbow sparkly horn
I enter you before some of my texts,
to show my reaction for what's coming up next
You're useful, cute, and helpful, too
Without you in my life, I'd be so blue
:)
Pistachio Low Fat Frozen Yougurt
ISIS
S'nasty
Tuberculosis
Atomic Weapons
Constantinople
Hitler
Istanbul
Open sesame
Lord of the Rings
Oreos
Weapons
Fat
Ant-man
Turkey
Fart
Racism
Open heart surgery
Zebras
Emoji
Nuclear war
Yo-yos
Octopus
Golem
Underwear
Radioactive Potato
Tarzan
-The Honorable Calvino L Fischer, Sir Teich Band of Rodents, Lorenzo Gordon Perkes, Adam, Clark Freakin' Farley
Ode to Calvin
Who is this man who's fine?
Is it Calvin Fischer, Calvin and Hobbes, or Calvin Klein?
This ode is a fickle,
I'm in a pickle,
This makes me really tickled.
Of whom I am writing?
People need to work on
Specifying.....
Oh dear.....
I shed a tear
#1stworldproblems
#Befuddlement
Ode to Emoji
Oh wo is me!
My phone doesn't accept emoji!
It's so old and prehistoric,
I am known to pick it up and
throw it.
Instead of faces when my friends
text me,
I get annoying boxes, Oh wo is me!
Are my friends angry or mad?
This lack of communication makes
Me terribly sad....
#1stworldproblems
#myteenagelifeisruined
Disney
Started in the early 90's
With Snow White,
families delight.
Hi ho, hi ho, Along Disney's history we go
Animation, beautiful flickering light,
Make for a colorful movie night.
Pinocchio, Peter, Aurora and Pooh,
We bonded with these characters,
as children often do.
Under the sea, Ariel fair,
Dumbo soars up in the air
Beauties and Beasts dot the story,
Hard-fought battles, never gory
Disney joined with Pixar,
Creating animation with textures mixed.
They brought us Frozen, Tangled, and
Wall-e
Disney made memories for you and me
Princesses pretty, and princes strong
Join in beautiful, award-winning songs .
Disney will continue love's duet
With characters we have never met
Chocolate
My life, my one love,
Symphony, Hershey's, Rollo's, Dove.
What is life without sugary bliss?
Nothing, emptiness, everything's missed.
Oh joy! I have a whole candy bar!
I continue my ravenous feast,
and I have half left, so far.
Sooner than I expect, I am
left with empty wrapper and
foil.
It befuddles me how swiftly
My happy state can spoil....
#tears
#it'sworththeaddedinchestomywaistline
An Interesting Mug Shot
The police chief sat at his desk
and gave a sigh,
He was filing some papers when a
Mug shot caught his eye.
It was a sweet old lady,
Smiling wide,
and what was her crime?
As saw it on the very man
who decided to mug
this wonderful
Ancient thug
Disney
Mikey mouse is quite a hit
I've never seen him have a mitt
Sofia is a princess favorite
Every character always made it
Elsa, Anna, Inside Out
Why can't they add in a trout?
What's going on inside the head?
Sleeping Beauty went to bed
The Cruelty of Disney
Orphans, parent-less, insecure
conflicted people
Anna, Jasmine, Aladdin, Dumbo,
Arthur, Lucy, Susan, Edmund,
All have one parent or less.
Come on!
Only those with family
problems are cool!
What about me? For parents,
I have 2!
Does that mean I'll never be
A princess or even have a prince?
Will I never ride off into
the sunset, or have a true
love's kiss?
Cruelty, thy name is
Disney!
#WHY?!
Chocolate
C-h-o-c-o-l-a-t-e
Chocolate is the best treat for you and me!
It has varieties, many to choose from,
even though I would rather eat all of them
White chocolate shouldn't exist
Yet it continues in it's LIE to persist
The flavor of cocoa is easy to place
When you taste it, it fills you with grace
Chocolate is beloved by most, it's
put in milk, meats, even spread on toeast
I think that we can all see
that chocolate is the best,
We agree.
Swedish Fish
Swedish fish are red
Swimming is not their strong suit
Nor is being Swedes
Mug
Mug shots and paradoxes are
Smug shots and maradoxes
Disney by Clark Freakin' Farley
Standing in line
Listening to kids whine
This place is one of a kind
Staring at colorful sign
Having a good time
EMOJI
happy sad mad
Devil Angel
Cat Dog
Why do I care
They are just
Smiley faces
you put on
your text
message
emoji
An Ode to Biology
Oh, wo is me!
I am stuck in Biology!
The boring teacher gives a lecture,
While I, unbeknownst to him, draws a picture.
The Science that rules all living things
Bores me to Death, and against my desk, I lean,
Down until I lay prostrate
Upon my desk and accept my fate
as a skeleton in this room.
The bell won't ring, so I accept
my doom.....
*Sigh*
Chocolate
Creamy Chocolate
Hot Chocolate
Ovaltine Chocolate
Crunchy Chocolate
Optimum Chocolate
Leftover Chocolate
Almond Chocolate
Almond Chocolate
Tasty Chocolate
Excellent Chocolate
-The Honorable Calvino L. Fischer
Road Kill
Road Kill
eat Road kill
vultures
the stalk the cars
in mars
for Deer
and our Peers
who were hit by cars
and turkeys when Hit
stay on the road like that
time three cars hit a
turkey and the turkey
still, stood in the
road or squirrels
that dig and
are baked into pies
or our bus driver ahh
there's a squirrel
Me never crash its just
a squirrel
Water Balloons
Water balloons are soaking wet
but when you are set
you ride a jet
If you are a Fan of the Mets
So lets Place a Bet
that water balloons are the best ones yet
Cats
Yellow eyes, rabbit fur,
Agile footed, sunbeam loving,
With cunning and cuteness
doth cats live.
Mischief causing, box loving,
cats doth fill lives with joy,
and never a dull moment reigns.
Music
Growing and waning,
Constantly singing a song of the heart,
able to empower and suppress,
and defined as a universal language,
music is a character always
altering its form,
sometimes a capella and sometimes
choral,
music is always THERE
Emoji
Sometimes happy or estatic faces,
Other fits manifest angered or unhappy faces,
a signature of this generation's tech savvy,
Often emoji can be plain amusing,
but overuse renders them annoyinh.
Paradoxes/ Mug Shots
Of paradoxes I know not,
but of mug shots I do,
don't get into trouble,
Or in the jailhouse studio you will stand,
and have your picture taken,
and then people shall say to you,
I never thought I'd see YOUR ugly mug.
Swedish Fish
Dull sweetness, powdered gummy,
Multi-colored marine life snacks.
Emoji
Parenthesis Colon: Smile or Frown
Parenthesis Semicolon: Winking Face
A 3 and a crocodile is a heart
But what if you want to send someone a fart?
Tell me, really, are emoticons art?
Send them when you text
Put them on your wall
Emoji are cute and small
A dot and a P
You can stick you tongue at me
Why can't I put them
In an essay
"The History of Rocks"
Smiley Face.
Would be much better
Than just plain words
For my teacher
Who is probably already board
Emoji
Cats
furry fussballs
can be pets or
wild
Like Peter,
Eliza's car
I love cute
honest
cats
-Alexia
Jewelry
Jewelry is actually
A terrible danger
And never take earrings
From a stranger
Necklaces can choke you
Bracelets make your hand blue
Toe rings- What's their purpose
And finger rings hurt
When you punch with your fist
Never take jewelry
From men in the park
Or from people on the street
After it is dark
Denali has a hipster necklaces
But what is it really for
But to capture necks
And start a war
If we just outlawed
Jewelry
Then we wouldn't have to
Worry
About deadly vs. pretty
Ankle Bracelets are tragic things
They hold you up
While your dead
Body swings
Jewelry
Disney
Oh, how my heart beats...when I am
surprised to see all the Disney characters.
Mickey, Minnie, Donald Duck, Goofy, and
Pluto. Daisy.
Ever since I was small I've always
loved the magic I feel exists in
the parks of Disney World...
Universal studios, magic and Animal Kingdom...
Shopping...in downtown Disney...
Hugging and meeting the characters
for the first time!
Every time I get excited and smile
wide and say cheese for
the camera! Oh, how I love
making memories riding all the rides
and screaming... Disney... is a magical;
place for children... but no matter
how old you are there
always feel like a child!
Music is by Kevin MacLeod, which is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.
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